Lance Armstrong posts video of Lance Armstrong to prove Lance Armstrong isn't dead

Great news: Lance Armstrong is alive! 

The former cyclist posted an Instagram video Friday to prove he is very much alive despite a very random internet report to the contrary. 

In the video shared Friday, Armstrong is holding a smartphone showing the false article on a totally no-at-all-fake-looking site called fox-news24.com

“The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.” – Mark Twain

A post shared by Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) on May 12, 2017 at 9:07am PDT

So if you’re scoring at home: Lance Armstrong, not dead. 

Glad we could clear that up. 

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